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30 tuits que demuestran que ser candidato puede ser una broma
Los candidatos a la Presidencia estadounidense, la demócrata Hillary Clinton y el republicano Donald Trump, se disputan voto por voto del Supermartes, en una carrera de vaivenes que también se vivió en las redes sociales.
Primero, insultas a todo un continente para después volverlo a insultar
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI
Después, eliges a tu sucesor
To every little girl who dreams big: Yes, you can be anything you want even president. Tonight is for you. -H pic.twitter.com/jq7fKlfwGV
Pero antes, por alguna razón, debes saber hacer cuentas
How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? https://t.co/gECLNtQizQ
Y saber dar órdenes
Delete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY
También, no olvides aprender algunas palabras difíciles
Is President Obama going to finally mention the words radical Islamic terrorism? If he doesn't he should immediately resign in disgrace!
Y reunir a todos tus amigos (aunque no tengas)
I am pleased to announce that I have chosen Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate. News conference tomorrow at 11:00 A.M.
Debes saber hacer cundir el pánico entre la gente
We are TRYING to fight ISIS, and now our own people are killing our police. Our country is divided and out of control. The world is watching
Insisto, debes aprender más palabras difíciles
Such a great honor to be the Republican Nominee for President of the United States. I will work hard and never let you down! AMERICA FIRST!
Tu esposa debe saber copiar y pegar en Word
The media is spending more time doing a forensic analysis of Melania's speech than the FBI spent on Hillary's emails.
Y los enemigos de tus enemigos deben ser tus amigos ¿o cómo era?
Wow, President Obama's brother, Malik, just announced that he is voting for me. Was probably treated badly by president-like everybody else!
Debes saber pararte derechita
History. pic.twitter.com/1ayWTx8SPH
Y preocuparte porque el tamaño sí importa y everyone knows it
Not one American flag on the massive stage at the Democratic National Convention until people started complaining-then a small one. Pathetic
Debes honrar a tus antepasados (aunque los hayas destrozado 4 años atrás)
We love you back, @POTUS. pic.twitter.com/S3dEsjwXCo
Y fingir que estás feliz y emocionada aunque estés cansada y desfalleciente
Let's go win this, together. pic.twitter.com/vCKpROauyZ
Debes aprender a hacer más dulces tus palabras, para cuando debas tragártelas
Except for African Americans, Muslims, Latinos, immigrants, women, veterans and any so-called "losers" or "dummies." https://t.co/rbBg2rXZdm
Y saber cuándo ha sido suficiente de Twitter en el día
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
Debes saber hacer trabalenguas para que la gente no te entienda
"I never said that." Donald Trump, who said that. #debatenight https://t.co/6T8qV2HCbL
Si eres un hater dont push the red button, puede ser peligroso para el mundo entero
A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his hands anywhere near the nuclear codes. #DebateNight
Procura reclutar sólo a personas hermosas, las gente bella es más popular
Donald Trump called her "Miss Piggy" and "Miss Housekeeping."
Her name is Alicia Machado. #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/0wrISjJe6z
Debes estudiar para no ser el burro del salón
"Trump just criticized me for preparing for this debate. You know what else I prepared for? Being president." #DebateNight
Y no olvides ponerle orejas de burro al verdadero burro del salón
This is horrific. We cannot allow this man to become president. https://t.co/RwhW7yeFI2
Procura aderezar tus palabras con un poco de azúcar, ¡para cuando debas tragártelas!
Here is my statement. pic.twitter.com/WAZiGoQqMQ
Aprende a soltar unas cuantas lágrimas de cocodrilo
The media and establishment want me out of the race so badly - I WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! #MAGA
Y a señalar con el dedo a todo aquél que se te ponga enfrente
Hillary Clinton should have been prosecuted and should be in jail. Instead she is running for president in what looks like a rigged election
También debes aprender palabras elegantes
"Nobody respects women more than me." Donald Trump earlier tonight
"Such a nasty woman." Donald Trump just now #DebateNight
Y cómo ponchar al bateador en tres strikes
That feeling when you win three straight debates. #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/KlH090F57W
Procura regalarte un pastel en tu día mientras hablas de ti en tercera persona, so classy
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
Y maldecir a los ancestros de tus enemigos (el vudú es muy eficiente)
If Obama worked as hard on straightening out our country as he has trying to protect and elect Hillary, we would all be much better off!
Si todo sale mal, debes hablarle a la banda
"I'm with her!" @Beyonce pic.twitter.com/RGabD4XXQT
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) 5 de noviembre de 2016
"I'm with her!" @Beyonce pic.twitter.com/RGabD4XXQT
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) 5 de noviembre de 2016Por último, recuerda que el tamaño sí importa and everyone knows it
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
